A Muslim extremist walks into the USA bar and grille where 100 people are eating and drinking at the tables
The Muslim extremist yells "allah hu akbar" (never a good thing to hear)
and proclaims that he has 100 bullets, one for each of the infidels in the bar and they are all going to die!!!
Suddenly a US marine jumps out from behind the bar and blows the terrorist's head off .... everyone in the bar is very happy to be alive. No one knew why the Marine was in the bar or what he was doing behind the bar but they were all soooo glad to see him.
Just then the bathroom door swung open and a US congress man stepped out saying "that soldier just saved all your lives and you need to pay $100 for him saving you from this terrorist .. I mean man made dissaster". The congress man did not include himself in the bill because he was used to having everyone else pay for him.
The room was silent and stunned at the gall of the congress man.
47 of the people in the room began to put their hands out and stare around the room ... some of them even put two hands out waiting for someone else to pay for their portion of the bill. The soldier had saved their lives too but yet they wanted someone else to pay for them. Some of the 47 were illegal immigrants who didn't speak English and didn't know what was happening but they put their hands out too
The other 53 people in the room were very grateful for what the marine had done and wanted to pay their fair share ... they were good Americans who wanted to show their appreciation to the man who had risked his life to save them.
1 of the 53 pulled out $40 and put it on the table. He payed 40% of the bill. What a nice guy ... he was in the 1% of Americans who are used to paying 40% of the bill from congress.
16 more of the 53 pulled out another $31 and put it on the table. Now 71% of the bill from congress had been payed for by just 17 of the people in the bar ... 17% of the people had payed 71% of the bill from congress. They too were used to paying most of the bill The rest of the 53 put their money together and payed the remaining $29 on the bill. They were glad that the 17 had been able to pay most of it and hoped that they would one day be a part of the 17 because they believed in the American dream and knew they had to pay for a part of it. They knew it just wasn't right to expect something for nothing ... or to just take other people's money to pay for your bills.
The 47 put their hands back in their pockets and began to leave the bar. They didn't think anything of the fact that they had not payed their fair share ... they were used to living like that. Suddenly Michael Moore stepped out from behind the congress man. He had been taking a huge crap in the bathroom because sometimes he tends to over eat. It wasn't his fault that he was a fat pig ... nothing was ever his fault. It was the bar owners fault for serving Michael more food than he needed and he would call his friend Michelle Obama so she could regulate the bar and reduce the amount of food they could serve. Even though the other 99 people in the bar were not as fat as Michael he was sure Michelle would want to extort .. I mean help the situation?? Michael yelled "That guy who paid the most should pay even more !"
Anyway, some of the 47 had just left the occupy protest to get a beer. They were using the $600 they got from the unions every week for being good little bought and paid for protesters. They said yeah .. Michael is right ! Everyone else in the room (even most of the 47 who had payed nothing) said WTF? He just payed most of your portion of the bill for saving your worthless lives and your gonna get mad at him. They stopped and turned to sculk out of the bar.
Sometimes we all have to get together and point out to idiots when they're being manipulated by Michael Moore and his buddies.
On the way out Michael and some of the 47 cursed at the man who had payed the most, a few of them even spit on the Marine who had saved them ?? When they got outside one of them who was a member of the occupy protest took a crap on the Marine's car. A few other occupy protesters pissed on the walls of the bar because it was the USA bar and they liked to piss on anything that was American. Isn't it funny how they live in our country and yet they hate everything about it and love to piss on it at any opportunity.
A few of them got on their govt. provided cell phones and called the ACLU to see if there was some way they could sue the soldier who had saved them for not giving the terrorist his miranda rights first.
Others used their govt. cell phones to call the media who rushed over in full support of the 47 and tried to find ways to link them to the Tea Party ??? The occupy group picked up their signs about hating and blaming the Jews and hating the banks and hating the rich except Soros and the other rich leftists and went back to the protest to see if they could figure out why they were having a protest.
Back in the bar, the 53 gave their $100 to the congress man. They cleaned the spit of the Marine and thanked him again for saving their lives. He was humble and appreciated the 53 for showing their gratitude and being proud to be Americans like he was.
The congress man gave the Marine $15 ...... and then, with the other $85 in his pocket, the congress man left too......
Now kids ... be sure and tell your folks about this little story and what you've learned about taxes and the 47 and occupiers. If any of your parrents would like to thank me for enlightening you about it I'll be driving in my all American Hummer which was just dumped by govt. motors. If any of your parrents don't like my story tell them they can kiss my big American butt ... and tell them with a smile .. please.
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